8. An under cooked cupcake in a flavour you don't enjoy is better than a good day at work.
7. The word cupcake comes from the Greek word, "cup," which means to lick, and "cake," which means me.
6. "Cupcake" should be your final word, uttered breathlessly and into the eyes of an attractive medical doctor as you lay dying.
5. It is far better to savour a cupcake crumb off a floor than to win an entire box of muffins.
4. Cupcakes are adorable iced in yellow and pink like the eye of a drugstore milk chocolate Easter bunny in side view.
3. Cupcakes are the confectionery equivalent of apples from the Tree of Knowledge.
2. Cupcakes pair well with apricot brandy, vodka, ice wine, scotch, gin, swamp water, chardonnay, coconut rum, tequila and raspberry stout. Also, in a pinch, milk.
1. Good girls go to heaven but bad girls go everywhere, and they bring a box of cupcakes with them.
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